Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I want to put a bullet in my brain, because I think it will be the answer to myself. I just want to end it all.
Oh random strangers, I come here to tell you a secret
I stole a burger once
I want to tell you a secret.
I drunk text my ex
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
You're my best friend.
I have a secret to share.
I am a sissy gurl
Once I was in line at Space Mountain at Disneyland and ripped a massive smelly fart in one of the enclosed tunnels in the line and blamed it on one of the workers and everyone believed me
I have a secret to share.
I keep failing at becoming a better person. There doesn't seem to be any change from who I was last year. This mouth and attitude of mine is gonna get me fired and keep me from making any new friends
If reading and writing these aren't enough and you want to talk to a stranger, then email me and I'll listen.
[email protected]
I've gone through my fair share of shit. And I'm willing to try and help
Boyfriend is abusive and I’m moving out in 9 days and he doesn’t know it. I’m upset and scared and anxious as fuck.
I want to tell you a secret.
I've kissed my ex on the lips. And my girlfriend doesn't know.
My ex wants me back, and i pretend there's a chance. But i already know i won't be with her.
Forgive me, father, for I have sneeded.
Matthew 23:9, biiiiiitch
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
Aku yang waktu itu masukin bom kentut di kelas pas jam pelajaran sejarah sampe satu kelas pada bubar keluar kelas
I'm falling for someone I just met, and I just know I'm going to scare her off. Either I'll say or do something dumb, more than I already have. It's a miracle she hasn't defriended me yet.
I just want to be there for them, even if I can't be with them. Does that make me pathetic or caring? I can't tell anymore.
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
I’m living in your walls
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
I love cock in my tight boyhole.
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
This app sucks.
I always want someone who's unavailable. Why do I even bother telling these people how I feel knowing I'll just be rejected?
Maybe deep down I just don't want myself to be happy. Maybe I don't deserve it.
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
I was sexually assaulted last Saturday. I'm a straight man. Every time I think about it I feel sick.
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
I understand why noone likes me. I just cant figure how to stop being this person
There's a guy at work who keeps singing my name and pisses me the fuck off and I'm honestly thinking about either quitting my job or killing a man. What do I do?
Hi Kiwi farms UwU
I have a secret to share.
I had gay sex with black people.
I have a secret to share.
I think I'm Bi or still trying to figure it out and none of my family can ever know
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
I cut myself when things don't go my way. But I never had the intention to kill myself
I like this website.
My grandmother who's very dear to me started to slowly suffer from dementia the past couple of years. On Mother's day I called her to check up on her, and she's finally to the point where having a grandson is completely erased from her memory. Didn't even want to talk to me since she doesn't have a grandson. I just feel likes she's gone while still having a pulse. Fuck dementia.
suck deez nuts
I want to tell you a secret.
I'd really like my girlfriend to piss on me after we fuck (and I fill her up with cum). I have no idea why! I just like the wet, squishy sensations!
Ethan Ralph is 5'1"
not sure if therapy is doing anything.
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
I feel like shit sometimes
I didn't know true happiness until I left religion behind.
I haven't spoken to my bio dad in almost 10 years. The only reason I'd ever speak to him while he's still alive is if it's because he's giving me grandma and grandpa's property.
I fully expect him to give it away to either whatever meth whore he's fucking at the time or to a shitty Jesus cult depending on where he is in his addiction cycle.
i peed and shidded and cumed in my pants
I wasn't loyal to my friends when they needed me. I wasn't the steady person they needed me to be. I couldn't make my friendships endure, I gave up on them.
I had sex with gay niggers I found.
Forgive me lord and savior for hunting thugs.
I secretly desire my wife to peg me. I have already asked for her to finger me, but she didn't do it.
I also want to kiss her after a facial.
I also want to fuck her in front of strangers or even share her, if she wants to.
But I have no guts to ask these things to my vanilla wife.
Anyway, sex is great between us.
continuation:
g if you’re seeing this, happy birthday
i miss you and i want to be friends again
Oh random strangers, I come here to tell you a secret
I am a total pervert
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
I picked up an unhealthy lifestyle so I can die faster. A bullet would be much faster but I would rather have my family blame me for my death instead of blaming themselves.
I feel like I can't trust him. I know it's just because I've been abused (as in, emotionally, I'm in therapy for it,) but what am I supposed to do? *He's* already hurt me once. Reactivated my trust issues. He might do it again. I'm always waiting for the other shoe to drop.
If I do date him, like I said I might, he could really hurt me. I think I'd fucking lose it if he did. He says he's trying to change, and... he IS. Provably. But I don't think I can trust that. The worst part is, even knowing he will/could hurt me, I want to be with him anyway. If he doesn't, it could fix me. *If.*
If he does hurt me... I don't know what I'll do.
I can't take this. It's probably a bad idea to date him, anyway. I've decided a nice midpoint is just being his friend, but, God, I don't know. I want something different/more, maybe, but I don't know if I'm ready yet.
I'm so used to being treated like shit. I wouldn't like it if it happened again, but at least it would make sense. I could deal with that.
...Not knowing what he'll actually do is worse. I feel like I have to do *something.*
ANd besides that... what is it about me that makes people treat me like shit? It has to be me, I'm the common denominator between everyone that's abused me. What the fuck is wrong with me?
...Hell, maybe I'll ask him. He's hurt me. He should know what made him do it. What part of my personality drove him to act that way.
Maybe he'll have some insight.
Besides. What's he gonna react like, huh? Is he gonna hurt me for asking? (haha)
On some level, I get that it's not my fault. That everyone acts that way cause they have their own issues. But I can't help blaming myself. I'm sure he only did it cause he couldn't handle being close to me, but... I can't make excuses for how he treated me either.
I don't know. I'll work it out.
Now's not the time. He's going through some shit right now. But I'll maybe ask him.
I'll talk about it with my therapist, too, I guess.
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
My SO is starting to be inconsiderate lately and it's making me pull away and block him out. Tonight really made me doubt if I'm worth it to him.
This website is stupid. You're stupid. Everything is stupid except for me.
I watched my mom die of cancer slowly while i fretted about college applications and high school essays. i let her friends bar me from seeing her, afraid of hurting their feelings or causing a scene. i ignored my mom. when all her friends had made their trips and final farewells i finally snuck in to see her the night before she died and she could barely move or speak. all i felt was a slight grip when i held her hand. i ignored her before that. because i didn't know how to so 'no' to the path that i was currently on, now none of that crap matters. like turning in that essay even freaking mattered to anyone.
I feel so empty. Even with what most people would consider and damn near perfect life I still only feel fleeting feelings of happiness but they never stay long before it’s back to the empty feeling. I wish I could make it stop
Wow. That’s all I can really say after seeing these.
Some are quite emotional, while others are just people fucking around. The emotional ones stood out to me.
Whoever you are, I hope you’ll be okay. I really believe you’ll have the strength to get through your difficulties. Just take it one day at a time.
I’m going through some difficult times myself, so it’s nice to see that I’m not alone.
I know this might be hard for some to hear, but you are loved. After reading this, take the time to think about one person who you love and who loves you just as much. Whether it be a family member, significant other, friend, coworker, whoever. There are so many kinds of love. When you think of that person, I suggest you send them a quick text. What that text contains is up to you, just let them know they’re appreciated.
I think you’re amazing. I wish you luck with whatever you’re going through <3
I let null finger my butthole for a so I can sweep up shitposts for free.
I'm falling for someone so quickly, and don't know what to do, other than just enjoy the limited time I have with them. I would spend all my free time with them if I could.
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
I don't like those darkies
I should be doing beter than I am
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
Null loves catboy feet
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
I am an NSA agent tasked to target and radicalize autists and schizofrenics on kiwifarms and 4chan
Its not jews, its mormons
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
My favorite Danganronpa character is Teruteru
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
I'm thinking more and more of suicide lately. But I would never do it, and that makes me angry. It feels like I would finally be doing the right thing by myself if I did.
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
i said nugger
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I lost my youth to trauma. I'm turning 30 on Sunday and am only just now learning how to live and not hate myself.
I kicked Kelsey in the vagina in 2nd grade. It was my go-to move for bullies as I was the smaller kid and it always worked for boys. I thought girls had penises too, and she was being annoying, but she wasn't a bully. It was just a move I new worked on people to get anyone to shut up. She cried the whole recess. She never spoke to me all the way through high school.
Forgive me father, for I must sin
I want girls to piss on me.
We don’t gotta do anything after, I am fine getting under you, getting pissed on, and you going on your merry way. As long as you’re at least healthily hydrated and not a burning yellow, then all is golden (ha!) for me.
I wouldn’t mind drinking right from the tap either, so to speak.
I am unsatisfied, i am currently unable to feel joy, i want excitement to take me out of this drudgery i feel , so i stuff myself with food
I'm starving for some nice cock.
Why don't you give me a call at:
(302) 846-9544
I don't judge. I'm fine with any guy as long as he has a cock. ;)
I'm a biiiiiiiiiiiig loser lmao
i have told the people around me i quit cutting myself, the truth is i've just gotten better at hiding the scars.
i feel so alone all the time, even though i know there are people who love me i barely hear from them.
if i would be given the option i'd kill myself to bring a certain person back from the dead.
sad to say but i know that person is more loved than i am.
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
i ate 13 ukrainian refugees already and will get a fresh family next week
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I'm scared that I may actually enjoy hurting people. I tell myself it's just a video game but I've killed thousands at this point... they may be pixels on a screen but when I think back about it, I enjoyed hurting them. Does them being on a computer screen really change that much?
Oh random strangers, I come here to tell you a secret
what secret
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
Null is fat and I would have sex with him.
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
I raped and killed in girl in 1990.
Bless me father for I have really sinned, really! I'm not kidding here. Big sinner. Yep!
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
i have your ip
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
I pissed in the sink once. Maybe more.
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantasizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like star trek seven of nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kind of sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantasized about leading a catholic army like dune, of mexicans or brazilians? that was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. she reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said juicy or toxic as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about the age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each others dicks. Dr. Tsakalis has an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytex had a oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched disks to each other's assholes.
If Huey Lewis and the newd were Jewish would they be called Jewy jewis and the Jews?
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I am the Boston Strangler
I have a secret to share.
I pissed in the sink.
i'm paranoid as fuck and riddled with anxiety so to cope i vent my frustrations and suicidal thoughts over a private twitter account that sixty-three of my most trustworthy online friends can see and help me through this tough time.
i'm sure they'll be understanding and won't tell anyone.
Honest, not popular opinion, but I don’t care what happens in ukraine. I care about voting rights, I care about abortion rights. I care if people with disabilities have enough money to eat, have a roof over their heads, the equipment they need. America is my worry not Ukraine
I pour lard down the drain
Take you hand and open it, close it, open it. How is that possible? You willed it with only your mind. From nothing, something was made, something moved. You open your eyes and you understand the world around you instantly. ...What is the thing that....understands? What is the thing that sees? It is pure magic. What "you" are is pure magic. The power we have, we rarely use. Do you believe me? How is it possible that we can just go outside and decide to be a good person, or decide to be a bad person, or be anything in between? How is it possible I can stand up right now and recite a poem or dance or make someone laugh...or hurt someone. There are infinite possibilities around you at all times, everywhere you go, you just can't see them or you are content or demoralized to be on this path. But who says this is the path that you or I have to be on? Others are out there deciding your life. Shouldn't they feel your power? Shouldn't they learn? Shouldn't this reality make way for you? It's my revenge, that this reality will feel me, because I've felt too much of it already when I knew how things should be.
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
I do not believe the transgender shit for a second. Most of it is a trend and I think that there are plenty of men who are only doing it as some perverse outlet for being involuntarily celibates. They do not know what it is like to be an actual woman, and they never will.
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
Eleven years ago, the conflict I had with the manager of a hobby store I was banned from since 2008 escalated immensely.
My mother and I arrived at the store at around 5 and entered inside, hoping we would’ve been able to pick up some Yu-Gi-Oh cards and a $5 pack of five hundred sheets of paper. We were sure that the rebrand would’ve given the place a new, much more understanding manager, but we were mistaken. I took a photo of the store for the sake of memories, but, at that moment, I realized that the manager who banned me all those years ago was still there. He walked up to me and said that I was trespassing on his property despite his previous warnings. He escorted us out into the parking lot, where I took a few more pictures of him until I eventually went back in the car with my mom. As he did so, I stepped on the gas and sped into him. As I was about to drive off, my mother told me to let her take the wheel and when she did, she began driving around the guy like how a vulture circles its prey until she struck him as well. As he struggled to pick himself up, we drove away from the place as fast as we could and haven't been there ever since.
i like fire trucks and moster trucks
walter
I want to talk to my coworker. I have a feeling she's going to be fired really soon. I want to help her but she lies all the time and is kinda useless.
She openly told me "I get bored with jobs after 2-3 months, then I quit. But I won't quit this one."
I hope she knows what shes doing :/
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
i really hate trannies. like actually.
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
I like Chuck more than Sneed
I want to tell you a secret.
I peacocked your mom.
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
I once had missionary position procreation in the the confines of a monogamous heterosexual relationship
I sucked your mom's cock last night. Now she has monkeypox.
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I'll never get to heaven. Nor do I wish to.
After reading confessions on here, I'm inspired to share my greatest regret in life. Thanks to everyone who has shared their past regrets. Know that this is how we grow, by acknowledging that pain and learning to become a better person.
By the way, these are being archived at https://the.silly.computer/confessions/found.php
My wife woke me up one morning and showed me a pregnancy test, two lines showing clear. She admitted she had not been tracking her cycle like I had thought. I tried to contain my anger and be supportive.
We would go on to learn we had a healthy little girl on the way. It was something she had wanted, but we both felt we weren't ready. She embraced it whole heartedly though, so wrapped up in the magic of the new life we'd created. And I could not.
I could not physically be happy. I was in shock, and I was stressed. My life as I knew it was about to change. My comfortable, predictable life was about to be turned upside down. By the great unknown. So many things to worry about. It consumed me. I felt guilty for having these negative thoughts, but I still felt nothing good about our daughter's existence.
Throughout the pregnancy I was very distant. I wasn't emotionally available to my wife, she told me later that she went through the pregnancy alone. At times I tried to fake being happy for her sake and to be supportive, but it just wasn't the same and it was never what she needed from me. She'd put my hand on her stomach and I'd just cringe. Feeling her move only reminded me of her impending birth, it wasn't exciting to me, it was a reminder of something I dreaded with all of my being.
Only two weeks before the due date, the baby is transverse and we are expecting to have a C-section. Discussing this calmly, I started having tunnel vision. The world seemed far away, I had to fight to not fall into unconsciousness. Voices muddled and my vision narrowing.
All the stress, all of the denial, of the past nine months accumulated and I had a panic attack.
She had a C-section. It was a surreal out of body day for me. My wife's life was on the line with complications and I was so scared. I saw my daughter for the first time, and felt nothing. What was this purple thing?
The first month was the biggest challenge of my life. I felt no attachment to this child waking us up constantly. I felt depressed at the thought of living like this forever.
Thankfully that didn't happen. Around month two things started changing gradually. We bonded. her smile just warmed my heart, her voice, so sweet and cute. I love her forever.
I wish I didn't have that fear in the beginning, I wish I could have been the husband my wife needed. She's growing so fast, I cling to every moment. I missed out on so much in the beginning.
If you read this far, thank you.
If you want to talk about anything, I'll listen.
Start a conversation with me:
https://kiwifarms.net/members/space_dandy.3688/
I am, and was very depressed with previous suicide attempts, but I pulled my shit together and made it work. Now I'm actively putting effort into making changes and it feels better. Not great, but better.
Unfortunately now when I see people in the state if mind I was in, I just feel disgusted because it's pathetic wallowing in self misery.
I still care about them, but life goes on and we have to keep on.
Also to the person who said they don't care about Ukraine, only America, you're a fucking idiot.
They aren't mutually exclusive things and it's possible to care about various things, I do, and it's such a primitive monkeybrain way of viewing life; which is exactly why the Ukraine Russia issue has escalated this far.
I'm investigating those tasked with radicalizing vulnerable or mentally unstable people. Every one of them end up in the Black Book and beg for death.
My real confession is that I enjoy hurting those attempting to unravel the established safety of society.
Some of you guys are alright, don't log on to Kiwifarms tomorrow.
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
when i was twelve my sister was thirteen, i tricked her into losing her virginity to a dog
I worked at a restauraunt that had an opposum go missing for several days.
It was finally found in the sink.
Opened on schedule and no one was the wiser.
Do I love you? Or do I love the thought of you? Or just the thought of not being alone?
I just wish the situation was different. Slowing drifting in a void, wishing you were here next to me.
I have a secret to share...
I've only ever been able to jerk off to mind break/control, ntr, mental transformation type of stuff... No clue why.
Trying to get it fixed, but the thought of "fixing" my mental state in of itself is kind of hot, its a predicament...
I have a secret to share.
I wish my mother died instead of my father.
I did 9/11 goy.
I've sat here and made 3 poems, and stories involving your name. Just to secretly get it out in the universe how I feel about you. But then I'll look crazy. Why did I have to fall for you? Why now of all times.
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
One time I went nearly a month without committing tax fraud.
No I don't, stalker. My fence is fine, child.
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
Call me for a good time
301-688-6311
He thinks I don't see what he's doing. He's not clever.
I have a secret to share.
I feel alone and I'm afraid I'll never be able to connect with another human being again.
Life would be better if I had never existed. Not suicidal, just tired of existence. Life feels like an exercise in misery. I didn't ask to be born. Or ask for all this shit to happen.
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
I'M SO HORNY AAAAUUUUGGGHHH
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
I AM REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY HOMOPHOBIC AND TRANSPHOBIC I HATE THE LGBT
I ruin every friendship and relationship I can. I don't mean to, but wow am I good at it.
It takes more courage to forgive ourselves, than courage we possess,
when we were rightly wronged,
and did what we had to do.
Oh random strangers, I come here to make a confession.
gay secks
I want to tell you a secret.
i love cars
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
I used to shit in my backyard.
Oh father, I have to confess my devoted love for the state of israel
I <3 israel
You <3 israel
Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
Bigger chiggers ni
Smoke weed erry day
Oh random strangers, I come here to tell you a secret
I tried to turn someone in who sexually assaulted a passed out girl on his couch. The police dropped the charges. I wish I would have fought harder for the police to do something. I pray for their death every day so no one else will get hurt by them.
Show me your feet kiwifarms I just want a cute retarded boyfriend
I want to tell you a secret.
I think im better than most people, no I know Im better than most people. People suck, and they bitch about the stupidest shit. Fucking women complaining about the dumbest shit too.
hi
I've been lurking since 2012 and I will never make an account.
If I could stop ruining everything I touch, life wouldn't be so miserable. I don't even know what to change or do anymore. Besides give up on being anything other than alone.
I let a black man tongue my anus.
I'm going to just get my things and disappear. I won't be missed. And I don't deserve to be missed.
Sometimes I lurk on BP and masturbate. Sometimes to the dumb woman they're laughing at, sometimes to the catty bitches doing the laughing.
I wish there weren't so many fatties, though, it kills the mood.
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I hate myself
Leave message 'Call it even'
+4915165455880
Record the call.
Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.
I think Hunter Schafer is the most beautiful woman alive. She ruined other women for me. No homo.
confess deez nuts hi kf lol
I hire escorts to not feel alone. Even though I know it's not real, it's better than being alone all the time. If only by a little.
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
I ALWAYS HATED MEOWTHKIP FUCK U MEOWTHKIP
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
Not a fan of those darkies.
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Idk how to become less of a crazy person around you. It's only you making me this way. Is it bad or good? I honestly can't tell.
I have a secret to share.
I really fricking love piss
Oh random strangers, I come here to tell you a secret
No I am not, child. You are mentally ill. You have been instructed to cease viewing this item. Continuing to do so constitutes felony non-confession theft.
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Bless me, father, for I have sinned.
I BOIL DOGS ALIVE
I want to tell you a secret.
Bush did 9/11
If I could turn back time and say things differently, would you still want to be with me? I don't want to lose you. But I feel the damage is done.
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
Great
We're no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment's what I'm thinking of
You wouldn't get this from any other guy
I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you
Oh random strangers, I come here to tell you a secret
I have an ass.
Oh random strangers, I come here to tell you a secret
Both skub and anti-skub are but faces of the same evil, the international jew. Focus on the real evil.
To whoever is reading this, I want to share a secret.
When i was a graduate student i stole shitloads of books from the faculty building and used them to write my thesis . Enough to fill a big carboard box.
I've been an addict of various things my entire adult life.
I wish I'd never internalized the idea that friendzoning is the worst thing you can do to a guy. Fuck that one episode of the Simpsons. I hurt someone by doing this because I thought we were actually just friends and I feel guilty about it to this day. It's been TEN years.